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Kungfu Master Pulls A Freaking Helicopter, Dick Style

Kungfu masters have once again shown that the power of Chi can be channeled to any part of the body including the boneless parts in order to conquer anything, how else do you explain how a Chinese Kung Fu master used his penis, yes, his schwanz, to pull a helicopter, entering the Guinness Book of World Records in the process.

Master Ye Hong wei from the city of Zibo in East China's Shandong Province, had stunned many sometime back when he first dragged seven cars with his penis. But he recently decided to rev it up a notch by pulling a military Helicopter over 10meters with a rope tied around his tough meat.

Speaking after the remarkable feat, at a tarmac outside the hangar in Fangshan District, Beijing, Ye Wei who has been practicing "zen tai chi" for over 30 years, stated that he was nervous at the beginning but mustered up the energy (the Chi had to flow down there, obviously) and started pulling the helicopter, eventually beating his intended target of 8 meters.

He received a world record certificate by officials representing the World Record Academy present who were definitely stunned.

Oh there's video for you witness this amazing power;

Congratulations to you bro for record, I just wonder that the woman who handles your meat in the other room must be a damn tough woman.#justsaying 

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